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"Only caught one, eh."

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Bored?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"FISH ON"

Statue fishing.

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

The art of fishing.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Fisherman

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'