Sea Fishing Enthusiast Pillows

Delights of sea angling!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Horror movies

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishing with God

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Touché"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Heads or tails?"

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).