Sea Fishing Enthusiast Pillows

Delights of sea angling!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Horror movies

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Surf Casting

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishing with God

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Touché"

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

The Da Vinci Cod

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Lap fish..."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'