Sea Angler Gifts

The Sea Angler: The best places to fish may be learned by watching the experts.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I wish I was creative'

Dollphins

'Thar she blows!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Victorian Royal Navy

Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'Wheeee...'

Aquaman on motorcycle.