Scrubroom Joker Gifts

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

'Court's in recess!'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

Medusa's bathtub

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

'My husband's a criminal lawyer...'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

"So far, decliners outnumber advancers nine to seven."

'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'

ACME LAW FIRM, 'We've got to find some outside clients -- We can't make a living just suing each other.'

'Relax, the game is over.'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Stick...'

'This shows that not only were you shoplifting, but that you're going to sue my employer.'

'You can afford to be ill for only two more days!'

Bird Bath.

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

'Simply answer the question, yes or no, in as few words as possible.'

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

'Nurse, I asked you to cheer up the ward.'

'Only plaque I ever got was from forgetting to floss.'