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'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

'Court's in recess!'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

Medusa's bathtub

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

Law School. I would take your case, but I have a conflict of disinterest.

'My husband's a criminal lawyer...'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

"So far, decliners outnumber advancers nine to seven."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'

'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'

'Relax, the game is over.'

ACME LAW FIRM, 'We've got to find some outside clients -- We can't make a living just suing each other.'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Stick...'

'This shows that not only were you shoplifting, but that you're going to sue my employer.'

'You can afford to be ill for only two more days!'

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

'Simply answer the question, yes or no, in as few words as possible.'

Bird Bath.

'Nurse, I asked you to cheer up the ward.'

'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'