Scrubbing Scholar Gifts

Grooming for beginners.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

Romans.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Medical Student

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

Oculist.

Sidewalk the game

Surgery.

K-9 10k

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

M- Mouse, L- LCD.

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

'Do you not have a dictionary?'

"It's the ABCs, Justin. You don't need to fact check."

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

The SAT test can wear you down.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 19

'Do we have to stop?... I was hoping to forget about education for a while.'

'Does it mean I can move into student digs ?'

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

"I'd better do my own homework from now on Dad..."

College of Further Education. . .AND FEES.