Scholar In Scrubs Gifts

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

The Bookworm

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Wikipedia...

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Have you been working out?"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

Too big to fail

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Petrarch

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"Question authority"

"What does it all mean?"

Francois Rabelais

Brain Power

Lowbrow Lolita

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.