Scholar-in-a-crunch Gifts

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

An Archeologic Dig

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Too big to fail

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

Medical Student

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

Academics at the Beach

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Modern Studying

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

I hate group projects

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

The Lecture.

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

Giambattista Vico

David Starkey

'This qualifies you to make educated guesses.'

Locally Grown by a Guy with a Masters in Philosophy

'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'

The SAT test can wear you down.

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."