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Scholar With A Twist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the scholar with a twist? Whether they're a student, teacher, or lifelong learner, our collection offers fun and witty items that celebrate their love for knowledge with a clever, creative flair. These thoughtful gifts add humor and personality to their study space or everyday life, making learning even more enjoyable.
'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
hard-boiled egg...
"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"
'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'
"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."
K9 Literati
"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."
The Da Vinci Cod
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?
"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"
Too big to fail
Micro-Brewed Brain Beer
Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.
"A virus ate my homework."
"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."
"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."
'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'
'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'
"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."
"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."
A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'
"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."
'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'
'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'
'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'
Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.
"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"
1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.
'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'
"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."
A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.
"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"
Scholar With A Twist Gifts Collection
Scholar With A Twist Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more clever and humorous designs that celebrate the scholar with a twist—perfect for daily inspiration or a dash of wit.
Scholar With A Twist Pillows
Discover more playful pillows that bring personality and wit into the scholar’s own space—comfort with a clever twist.
Scholar With A Twist Prints
Browse our vibrant prints to add a clever, inspiring touch to any study or living area—perfect for the creative scholar.
Scholar With A Twist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for more witty and creative designs that make the scholar with a twist stand out in style and humor.