Scholar In Style Gifts

Too big to fail

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Wikipedia...

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Have you been working out?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

The Giamatti era

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Petrarch

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Brain Power

"What does it all mean?"

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"Question authority"

Francois Rabelais

Lowbrow Lolita

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

'Medieval Studies is going nowhere without a 5-year strategic plan.'