Professor In Style Gifts

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Too big to fail

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Medical Student

When scientists come out of retirement.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

Content writers.

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'I'm sorry, Professor Johnson is not picking up. I can put you through to the equally eccentric Professor Williams if you would like?'

"Dad, I hold a professorship, in poetry at Harvard. I'm widely published. I'm well off. I'll retire in three years. The odds of me going into medicine at this point are slim to none."

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"It's only 9:15, Atkins—how come your tie is already at a four o'clock level?"

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

"Let's play grown-ups. I'll be the tenured professor. You can be the per-diem teaching assistant."

'I'm mainly interested in something that won't show up on teaching evaluations.'

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

'The text for this course is available at the college bookstore and on iTunes in a choice of designer colors...avocado, sienna, peach, indigo, Mediterranean, and sunburst.'

A teacher in mortar board and gown

Mick Aston, Time Team - RIP.

Hey, don't I know you? Are you serious? U.C. Berkeley, 1993 … Doesn't ring a bell. Picture me with dreds and a goatee. No bell. Flannel shirt and Doc Martens boots. No bell. Awesome thumb ring. No bell (Sigh) … picture me 50 lbs lither. Lemont! Buddy!

"The easy camaraderie between Professors Morris and Sanders was evident even to the nonacademic eye."

"I think it's time we dropped fashion design from the education curriculum..."