"...This is the only way I can get though college!"
Campus Style Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the campus style critic? Celebrate their bold fashion choices and creative spirit with our fun and stylish products. From quirky mugs to expressive t-shirts, find something that matches their unique personality and love for campus life.
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'
"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"
'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'
'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'
'That guy is SO tacky.'
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.
"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."
Cash For Places - Penbroke College
Uni. Snowflake Library
My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.
Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'
'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'
"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."
'It's all a load of Voltaire!'
Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!
"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."
'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'
Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?
Prices include consultation with fashion therapist.
Budget cure
Publish or Perish: 'Welcome to the Team. Remember, if you follow the University Motto, you'll do fine...'
Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.
'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'
"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."
Pants...Before & After
'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'
"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."
"Dad."
"Inspected by #16."
Cutting Room Floor
"Modernism, if i may make a suggestion, Madam, is becoming just a little dated."
'I'm mainly interested in something that won't show up on teaching evaluations.'
Campus Style Critic Gifts Collection
Campus Style Critic Mugs
Browse our collection of campus style critic mugs and find the perfect witty and stylish gift to start their day with a smile.
Campus Style Critic Pillows
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Campus Style Critic Prints
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Campus Style Critic T-Shirts
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