Scrub Squad Gifts

Surgery.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'What's holding him up?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

Grooming for beginners.

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"I've had enough of your garbage."

"The secret to my success is my ability to always land on my feet."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

"Okay go ahead, but I say the appendix is on the right."

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

Surgery.

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

Covid Golf

Cleaner Dealing With the Out-Tray.

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.

Patient takes selfie with surgeons before surgery.

"We'd get more respect if they didn't call this surgical 'garb'."