Scrub Master Gifts

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'What's holding him up?'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Grooming for beginners.

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"...and this is our Agile project!"

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

Surgery.

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

"It was the only apron I could find."

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Surgery.

"I see your problem, honey. You're doing everything 'waterfall'. You should switch to 'agile'."