Scrub Stylist Gifts

"We'd get more respect if they didn't call this surgical 'garb'."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'What's holding him up?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

A topiary doghouse

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

The Burbs

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

Surgery.

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Topiary chair.

Surgery.

"Okay go ahead, but I say the appendix is on the right."

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Do you have that in red?'

Covid Golf

"Fresh ground pepper?"

Patient takes selfie with surgeons before surgery.

"… Now a little to the left … that's it, honey, nice … mmm … OK, now get lost."