Scrubs Stylist Gifts

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'What's holding him up?'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

A topiary doghouse

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

The Burbs

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

Surgery.

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Surgery.

Topiary chair.

Covid Golf

"Fresh ground pepper?"

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.

Patient takes selfie with surgeons before surgery.

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'

'You're not CAPABILITY Brown, are you?'

"We'd get more respect if they didn't call this surgical 'garb'."

"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"