Scrubs Stylist Gifts

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'What's holding him up?'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

A topiary doghouse

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

The Burbs

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

Surgery.

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Surgery.

Topiary chair.

'I'm afraid we have to turn the life-support machine off. I want to use the plug to recharge my iPad.'

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

Covid Golf

"Fresh ground pepper?"

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'

Well, I didn

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.

Patient takes selfie with surgeons before surgery.