Suitcase Scholar Gifts

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Too big to fail

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Business or pleasure?'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Medical Student

"What!?"

Portfolio

K-9 10k

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Bon Voyage!

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

Woman embarking on an adventure.

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

I love going away, but I think I love coming home just as much.

"I hate packing for trips."

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

"I thought you said you checked in online."

'Is the pilot an Ace?'