Suitcase Scholar Pillows

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Too big to fail

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Business or pleasure?'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Medical Student

"What!?"

Portfolio

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Bon Voyage!

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

Woman embarking on an adventure.

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I hate packing for trips."

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.