Scrolling Survivor Gifts

Terms and Conditions

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Desert Island BBQ

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Emergency Pants

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'He needs professional HELP!'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'What luck!'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Welcome centre

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve