Script Improviser Gifts

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'We added on to the couch.'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

Inflate a job!

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'I do, but no promises.'

Piano desk.

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Zoom Backdrop

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

"I'll draw them out with the cheese platter, but it's up to you to entertain them."

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'

"Fancy a game of Dungeons and Dragons?"

'We just got sick of having the cat's litter box in the house.'

Mom sings song to child but gets the lyrics wrong.