Screen Saver Stuck Pillows

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"I'm bored."

TV-Man

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

The Plasmas.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Screensaver says project compiling.

"God, I love this show!"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Mind control

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Cool game!"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"She died doing what she loved."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Screen Addict

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'