Screen Saver Stuck Mugs

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"I'm bored."

TV-Man

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

The Plasmas.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Mind control

"Cool game!"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"She died doing what she loved."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"Candy is like money...you must manage it carefully...or it disappears...without you ever knowing where it went!"

Screen Addict

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'