"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."
Screen Agnostics Gifts
Gift something special to the screen agnostic in your life—those who cherish a healthy balance between screen time and real-world moments. Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items that embrace their love for digital detox, from clever mugs to cozy pillows and stylish tees. Perfect for encouraging relaxation and unplugging, these products are ideal for anyone who appreciates a break from screens but wants to do it with a bit of wit and charm.
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"
"Don't open me, you fool!"
"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"
"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"
'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'
Internet Cafe.
Spooning
"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."
"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
"So, how's your scary movie?"
"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"
2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated
"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".
"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."
View from the Window
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."
What passes today for 'nose in a book'.
"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"
Traditional Family Meals
"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."
First Place Layabout
"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"
"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."
"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"
The days before television
"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."
I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!
The Millennial Falcon.
People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.
Screen Agnostics Gifts Collection
Screen Agnostics Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that speak to the screen agnostic spirit—witty, calming designs perfect for your favorite digital detox enthusiast.
Screen Agnostics Pillows
Add comfort and humor to any space with pillows that celebrate unplugged moments—perfect for digital detox fans.
Screen Agnostics Prints
Inspire a balanced life with our art prints celebrating digital wellness—beautiful designs that remind us to disconnect and relax.
Screen Agnostics T-Shirts
Find fun and stylish t-shirts that showcase the screen-free lifestyle—great for casual days and as a statement of mindful living.