Screen Skeptics Gifts

Looking for the perfect gift for someone who’s skeptical of screens? Our collection offers clever and charming items that embrace their preference for unplugged moments. From funny mugs to stylish t-shirts and cozy pillows, find a unique way to show you appreciate their tech-free outlook. Our products are designed to make a statement, spark conversations, and bring a smile, making them ideal for anyone who values real-world connections over digital distractions.

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'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.'

'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.' mockup

'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.'

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'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!' mockup

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

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"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook." mockup

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

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'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.' mockup

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

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"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?" mockup

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

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'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.' mockup

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

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"You wanted to miss the Matisse show." mockup

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

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Bad Influence of TV

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"Dad, can you read?"

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"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content." mockup

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

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'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

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Rare Book Store: Telephone Directories mockup

Rare Book Store: Telephone Directories

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"Please, no more movies about feelings."

"Please, no more movies about feelings." mockup

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

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"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!" mockup

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

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"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society" mockup

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

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"I miss expense accounts."

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"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"

"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!" mockup

"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"

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Missing the score on a split-screen TV mockup

Missing the score on a split-screen TV

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"What are you doing?"

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"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?" mockup

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

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'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.' mockup

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

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'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…' mockup

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'

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'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.' mockup

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

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"I'm not a fan of biblical movies." mockup

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

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'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'

'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.' mockup

'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'

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"It means this show has been dumbed down to the level of people who couldn't pour water out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel."

"It means this show has been dumbed down to the level of people who couldn't pour water out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel."

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