Screen Agnostics T-Shirts

"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Internet Cafe.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Spooning

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Traditional Family Meals

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

First Place Layabout

The days before television

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

My mother, the PC.

The Millennial Falcon.

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.