Scout Spirit Gifts

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"I heard that there might be ticks at camp so I brought poindexter to make some new friends!"

"Home depot."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'The Torch Holder'.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Edinson Cavani

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

Born to be Wild

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Bad Dog

Zombie scout issues

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

A Hunting Apointment

War Exercise.

Javelin

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

Trike lowrider

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

I love gymnastics

A Poor Pirate Sells His Artificial Limbs.

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"Look dear. . . there I am the first day of school and there you are!"