Scout Spirit Gifts

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"I heard that there might be ticks at camp so I brought poindexter to make some new friends!"

"Home depot."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'The Torch Holder'.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

1 2 3

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Edinson Cavani

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

Zombie scout issues

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

Born to be Wild

Bad Dog

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

War Exercise.

A Hunting Apointment

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Javelin

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

Now Wenger is taking the Mick!

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

Trike lowrider

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

"Did you remember to put on clean underwear?"

'That's my camping badge, that's my cooking, that's my orienteering and that's my nicotine patch.'