Scouting Spirit Gifts

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The Torch Holder'.

Lord Baden-Powell

'That's my camping badge, that's my cooking, that's my orienteering and that's my nicotine patch.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Zombie scout issues

Snake Scout Jamboree

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Scouts made this for me

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"