Scouting Spirit Gifts

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The Torch Holder'.

'That's my camping badge, that's my cooking, that's my orienteering and that's my nicotine patch.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Zombie scout issues

Snake Scout Jamboree

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Scouts made this for me

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."