Scottish Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'All right, MacPherson -- you take the high road, and I'll go into politics.'

'Och lye the news'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

Scot holding a heart.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"Looks like beach weather."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Rowan Atkinson.

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

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