Lover Of Scottish Humor Pillows

Jock Layton MP.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Latest Aye Phone

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Robert Burns

Scottish Love

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

Desert Island Bagpipes

Lox Ness Monster

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

William Hague as a punk.

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A virtue of vicars

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Who's the daddy?"

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'