Lover Of Scottish Humor Pillows

Jock Layton MP.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Silicon Vale

Latest Aye Phone

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

John Cleese.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Robert Burns

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

Desert Island Bagpipes

William Hague as a punk.

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

Scottish Love

A virtue of vicars

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Lox Ness Monster

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

"Who's the daddy?"

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

Dawn French.

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."