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'All right, MacPherson -- you take the high road, and I'll go into politics.'

'Och lye the news'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Scot country dancing,

'Another Scotch?'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Looks like beach weather."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

"This is the life eh.?"

Ant and Dec.

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

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