Scottish Food Pillows

I'm going to make you an offal you can't refuse.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Bangers and Mash

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Caber

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

The First Roast Chicken.

'Another Scotch?'

Beef Wellingtons

Stable boys and Scottsman

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Taste of the east (London).

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

For services to Tourism. . .

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Happy Valentine's Day!

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."