Scone Scholar Gifts

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Secretive Weigh In.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Romeo & Juliet were totally hooking up! ...but then things got weird."

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

'Do you have a shampoo for damaged hair?'

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

The Problem Revealed.

"Stupid flu season."

Historians' Tiff

Scones Hot Line

"I thought you said I'd have to pull the sword from a scone!"