Science Meme Collector Pillows

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

It's an experiment.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Pavlov's Cat

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Dinosaur Group Think

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'