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'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Bigfoot"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Twitter for goldfish.'

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

It's an experiment.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Pavlov's Cat

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Dinosaur Group Think

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'