Schoolyard Nostalgia Lovers Gifts

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Bell ringer.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"What are you writing?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Boys at Leisure

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

The boss is sending me back to school.

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

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