Schoolyard Gastronome Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the joyful and inventive spirit of the schoolyard gastronome? Our collection features humorous and quirky products inspired by a love for food and the fun of discovery. Perfect for those who enjoy exploring flavors and sharing their culinary passions, these items add a dash of personality and humor to everyday life. Whether they’re a budding chef or just love to indulge in good eats, our range offers playful options to delight any food enthusiast.

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"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?" mockup

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

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Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school. mockup

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

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"Recess does things to a man."

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'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.' mockup

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

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"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!" mockup

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

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"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch." mockup

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

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'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.' mockup

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

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'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.' mockup

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

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"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!" mockup

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

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'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.' mockup

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

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'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.' mockup

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

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'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

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'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!' mockup

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

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'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

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'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?' mockup

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

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"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it." mockup

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

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'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.' mockup

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

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'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.' mockup

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

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"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches." mockup

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

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"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..." mockup

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

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'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!' mockup

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

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Christmas canape?

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Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation. mockup

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

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Pink slime hot dogs.

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"School lunch was pretty good today." mockup

"School lunch was pretty good today."

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"Welcome to the '20-'21 school year." mockup

"Welcome to the '20-'21 school year."

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'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.' mockup

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

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For Your Dining Pleasure

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"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school." mockup

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

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'I love, love, love your mother's sense of humor.'

'I love, love, love your mother's sense of humor.' mockup

'I love, love, love your mother's sense of humor.'

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"Who would've thought Ms. Eliot had so little sense of humor?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Eliot had so little sense of humor?" mockup

"Who would've thought Ms. Eliot had so little sense of humor?"

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"What are you making, Norma?"

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A good school report at last...how much did it cost you?

A good school report at last...how much did it cost you? mockup

A good school report at last...how much did it cost you?

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Schoolyard Gastronome Gifts Collection

Schoolyard Gastronome Mugs

Explore our range of mugs celebrating food lovers and culinary explorers, perfect for the schoolyard gastronome in your life.

Schoolyard Gastronome Pillows

Find cozy, food-inspired pillows to brighten up any space and celebrate culinary curiosity with playful, creative designs.

Schoolyard Gastronome Prints

Discover art prints that capture the joy and humor of food discovery, ideal for the schoolyard gastronome’s personal space or kitchen wall.

Schoolyard Gastronome T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirt collection for food enthusiasts and creative taste explorers—great for casual wear and making a statement.