School Lunch Aficionado Gifts

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Landing That Tough Account

Food van driving through an office.

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"It's a working lunch."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Carnegie Deli

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'Due to the new goverment regs, you'll have to fill out these forms to see if you qualify for the businessman's lunch.'

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

Pink slime hot dogs.

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

'I've changed my mind.'

Woman Delivering Lunch to Builder.