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"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Food van driving through an office.

Landing That Tough Account

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"It's a working lunch."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

Carnegie Deli

'Due to the new goverment regs, you'll have to fill out these forms to see if you qualify for the businessman's lunch.'

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

'I've changed my mind.'

Pink slime hot dogs.

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

Woman Delivering Lunch to Builder.