Quirky Lunch Enthusiast Gifts

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Fast Food Restaurant

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Our Troubled Chowders

"I brought my lunch."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Eye of Newt Helper

Salad Hat

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

"Lunch!"

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."