Quirky Lunch Bringer Gifts

"I brought my lunch."

French Early Bird

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Behind Every Stupid Man

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

The return of Miss Subways

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'How am I doing?'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

Clown Bike Rack

CEO (Out to lunch).

The mortician's lunch-box.

A choice of sandwiches

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

By the Card