Quirky Snack Bringer Gifts

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Super Heroes.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

French Early Bird

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I brought my lunch."

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"I do diet...between snacks."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

The mortician's lunch-box.

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

"Oh, honey, I love it! A movie theater gift card and a new extra-large purse to sneak in the snacks!"

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

By the Card

'Would you have anything with that design in a tubetop?'

The corner

Carcass in a cup (street vendor cart)

I'll have today's special please.

'Don't worry- mine is the good E. Coli.'

'-and may I have a prawn cocktail - with a cherry in it?'

'I try to supply the best of both worlds.'

"It's a nutritious synthetic protein that will be a sensation if we can sell it as a worthless snack."

Well...dogs do it!

Carbonated hot dog water

"No, these aren't presents. This is my lunch."

"Excuse me, have you got this in giant clam?"