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"I brought my lunch."

French Early Bird

Behind Every Stupid Man

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

"I gave on the E train."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'How am I doing?'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Environmentally Friendly Transport

CEO (Out to lunch).

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

Clown Bike Rack

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

The mortician's lunch-box.

A choice of sandwiches

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'