Quirky Lunch Enthusiast Pillows

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Fast Food Restaurant

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"I brought my lunch."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Our Troubled Chowders

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Eye of Newt Helper

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Salad Hat

"Lunch!"

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."