Schoolyard Gastronome Pillows

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Recess does things to a man."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

Christmas canape?

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

Pink slime hot dogs.

"School lunch was pretty good today."

"Welcome to the '20-'21 school year."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

For Your Dining Pleasure

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

'I love, love, love your mother's sense of humor.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Eliot had so little sense of humor?"

"What are you making, Norma?"

A good school report at last...how much did it cost you?