School Supplies Sleuth Gifts

'Call me when you get some current stuff.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

School Days

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

"Do trees poop?"

Though it WAS possible that Wade's dog had eaten his homework, Mrs. Vorkley tested the remnants for traces of dog saliva.

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

Back to School Bucks.

"School starts in two weeks!"

"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."

Mystery bookshelf in library.

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

#2 pencil parent is a #2 dad.

Parents preparing for the new school year.

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

Glue teacher about scissors student: 'I really feel like he's about to cut class.'

"So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age."