School Supplies Sleuth Pillows

'Call me when you get some current stuff.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

School Days

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

"Do trees poop?"

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

"School starts in two weeks!"

Back to School Bucks.

"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'

#2 pencil parent is a #2 dad.

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

Parents preparing for the new school year.

Glue teacher about scissors student: 'I really feel like he's about to cut class.'

"So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age."

The Cruelty of School Supplies.