School Skirmisher Gifts

'I've been sent to the Principal's office before, but this is the first time I've ever been subpoenaed!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'