School Policies Gifts

Looking for fun and witty items related to school policies? Our collection is ideal for educators, school staff, or education lovers who appreciate a lighthearted take on school rules and regulations. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that cleverly showcase school policies with a humorous twist, making compliance a bit more fun.

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'You have it easy. When I went to school, we never had a day off for metal detector maintenance.'

'You have it easy. When I went to school, we never had a day off for metal detector maintenance.' mockup

'You have it easy. When I went to school, we never had a day off for metal detector maintenance.'

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'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.' mockup

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

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"I think we really need to review our tracking policy, Mr. Corello!"

"I think we really need to review our tracking policy, Mr. Corello!" mockup

"I think we really need to review our tracking policy, Mr. Corello!"

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"I'm sorry, Mr. Bermudez. Baldo was playing 'Rock-Paper-Scissors'...it was wrongly interpreted as gang hand signals. At this school, all forms of hostile hand signals have been banned."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Bermudez. Baldo was playing 'Rock-Paper-Scissors'...it was wrongly interpreted as gang hand signals. At this school, all forms of hostile hand signals have been banned."

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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages." mockup

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?" mockup

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

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"Good boy."

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Foreign Markets with Big Barriers mockup

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

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US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out. mockup

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....' mockup

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

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Trump leaving

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It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months. mockup

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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Economy

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'The recession is over, again.'

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Roe v. Wade

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Think Tank

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"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!" mockup

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

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'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!' mockup

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

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"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty." mockup

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

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Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties. mockup

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

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"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'." mockup

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

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'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!' mockup

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

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survival of the fittest

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'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.' mockup

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

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'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.' mockup

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

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"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch." mockup

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

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"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media." mockup

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

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'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.' mockup

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

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125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China mockup

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

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'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.' mockup

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

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"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it." mockup

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

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'Honey, the long-run is here!'

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School Policies Gifts Collection

School Policies Mugs

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School Policies Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows featuring school policy cartoons—brighten up any space with a laugh.

School Policies Prints

Discover art prints that humorously showcase school rules—perfect for classroom decor or a teacher’s office.

School Policies T-Shirts

Browse our witty school policy t-shirts—perfect for educators who like to keep things light and funny.