Educational Policy Gifts

"I'm sorry, guys...I guess you'll have to start saving for that college bribe money!"

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

End Gun Violence

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

"Implications of Reaganism."

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Tough group."

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

'Why don't we just close the schools, and do it all with correspondence courses!'

Department of ReEducation

'They sent me home from school because my lunchbox has a picture of a soldier on it.'

"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."

"If we have ten students, and no child is left behind, how may students will go to college?"

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

OFSTED

Education Act of 1870 - Quarrelling

The Texas School Book Depository

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

"That's the parents' section."

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

School with math class, black math and gay math.

"Now now Mrs Butterworth, you were warned that there were going to be cuts to the arts and crafts budget."