Educational Policy T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, guys...I guess you'll have to start saving for that college bribe money!"

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

End Gun Violence

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

'They sent me home from school because my lunchbox has a picture of a soldier on it.'

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

'Why don't we just close the schools, and do it all with correspondence courses!'

Department of ReEducation

"Tough group."

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."

"If we have ten students, and no child is left behind, how may students will go to college?"

OFSTED

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

"Now now Mrs Butterworth, you were warned that there were going to be cuts to the arts and crafts budget."

Education Act of 1870 - Quarrelling

The Texas School Book Depository

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

"That's the parents' section."

School with math class, black math and gay math.

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'